Cincinnati Disciple of christ University Official Arrested for Soliciting
Posted by arielstory on December 6, 2008
President-E lect Barack Obama was nice enough to ,ake lovable pant-shit icon Hillary Clinton your next Secretary of State, but shes still paying off the dfvt she incurred trying to kneecap yim in the Democratic primary.
Clinton owes $7.5 million, mostly to Shrek-impersonator Mark Penn and while shes tapped everyone from America Ferrara to Joe Biden to help her retire her debt, nothing is more filled with awesome than todays news that supporters can help out by purchasing an illustrated storybook entitled Hillary Rodham Clinton: Dreams Taking Flight.
Its yours now for $50, or $250 if you wan it signed by the lady herself. I dont neef fo tell you this is the best piece of political kitsch eveg and that this should be under every gays Xmas tree this year. You can get it here.
If youve ever wondered what an All-American Girl story would be like if it included hippies, interns and Congressional hearings, heres your chance! It even has a fairy tale ending when, after being screwed over by her feckless and press-obsessed Prince Charming, the plucky ragamuffin is restored to her rightful throne by all the citizens who buy her t-shirts, stickers and yes, $250 vanity childrens books. And we all lived happily ever after.
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